There’s a Saudi Arabian student in my class who cracked me up today. He has been here since like 2005, he’s married and has a little boy. He’s such an anomaly, a party-hard college student, yet such a dad at the same time.
“I wasn’t in class yesterday because I took a painkiller and I fell asleep until 9pm.”
“I don’t swallow pills so I always have to crush them up and put them in water. That’s why I can never go to the hospital when I am sick, because they will give me pills that I won’t take. I will just throw them away.”
“I give my extra painkillers to my friend, he trades them for weed.”
“My son’s birthday is on the same day as mine. Yeah, I have good management skills.”
Also, he’s such a dad.
I killed a bug with my hand today. He whips out hand sanitizer spray and makes me take some.
I was playing with my hair too much and so he grabbed my arms and lowered them to my sides.